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It seems as though the Double L gyroscopic undead attractor was activated last night which led to countless zombies converging on the San Francisco library where a debate among mayoral candidates was taking place. One mayoral candidate didn’t make it out alive. Chicken John Rinaldi was captured and turned into a zombie as this footage indicates. Best to stay away from the west coast of the US at all costs.

Chicken John, who is running for Mayor of San Francisco on an art and innovation platform, officially got himself on the ballot last Friday. On the way to turn in his paperwork and after scoping out his future office, Chicken ran into the current mayor himself, Gavin Newsom. Jeremy shot some video which I helped Chicken edit down into this nice piece.

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