Halliburton SurvivaBall

With SurvivaBall, Halliburton innovates a solution to global warming for the important mid-level to senior manager. Be sure to check out the pictures and video. HALLIBURTON SOLVES GLOBAL WARMING SurvivaBalls save managers from abrupt climate change An advanced new technology will keep corporate managers safe even when climate change makes life as we know it…

Halliburton Survivaball

With SurvivaBall, Halliburton innovates a solution to global warming for the important mid-level to senior manager. Be sure to check out the pictures and video.

HALLIBURTON SOLVES GLOBAL WARMING
SurvivaBalls save managers from abrupt climate change

An advanced new technology will keep corporate managers safe even
when climate change makes life as we know it impossible.

“The SurvivaBall is designed to protect the corporate manager no
matter what Mother Nature throws his or her way,” said Fred Wolf, a
Halliburton representative who spoke today at the Catastrophic Loss
conference held at the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Amelia Island, Florida.
“This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate
change,” he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.

“The SurvivaBall builds on Halliburton’s reputation as a disaster and
conflict industry innovator,” said Wolf. “Just as the Black Plague
led to the Renaissance and the Great Deluge gave Noah a monopoly of
the animals, so tomorrow’s catastrophes could well lead to good – and
industry must be ready to seize that good.”